Sunday, February 15, 2009

Things I Never Saw Before Moving to the Midwest (by MmHm)

I have a backlog of items, but these first three were all tonight.

1) A fat Asian girl
2) An Asian man wearing cowboy boots
3) A scrolling message sign belt buckle
4) A sober student section at a college sporting event

As a sub-topic: Things I Never Heard Before Moving to the Midwest

1) dressing => stuffing
2) choppers => mittens
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4 comments:

  1. BenFebruary 19, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    How are two of the top three things types of Asians?

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  2. UnknownFebruary 19, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    I'm thinking of taking down your comment Ben.

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  3. MmHmFebruary 19, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    It's because I went to this crappy club on valentines day. Little did I know that it was the local Vietnamese hangout. If you want to be technical, I can change #3 to "An Asian man wearing a scrolling message sign belt buckle"

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  4. MmHmNovember 12, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    This needed some updating, so I give you:
    5) White Castles without ketchup
    6) Metered highways
    7) A supermarket without Mama Celeste

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