Pabst

Some waitress the other night compared Bud to Pabst. We just stared at her when she told us "we don't have bud, but we have Pabst which is like Bud". No, it is not. It is nothing like Bud. You're lucky you're very attractive, cause that was really dumb. It took a lot for us both to not say a word to her on that subject. Bud is like Bud, if you don't have Bud, I'll take a Bud Light. If you don't have Bud Light, I do not want Miller Light. They are not the same. They are not interchangeable.