2. How to work the tv/dvd player
3. How to e-mail
4. How to send a package
5. How to make a hot dog
6. How to cut vegetables
7. That foil does not go in the microwave
8. That plastic does not go in the toaster oven
9. To cover food you put in the microwave
10. Chew with mouth closed
11. Not to talk with food in your mouth
12. Not to take someone's food
13. Turn off lights when your not in the room
14. If you didn't buy it, it's clearly not yours. ie. food. If you want it, either ask or have it and then replace it.
15. Clean up after yourself
16. say excuse me when you burp
17. Say bless you or something of the like when someone sneezes
18. When you ask a question, actually listen to the answer
19. Knock before entering someone's room if the door is closed
20. To shut the fuck up at the movie theater
21. When in public, set your phone to vibrate
22. Not to talk on the phone at a restaurant
23. indoor voices
24. What to and not to put in the dishwasher
25. When you take something out, put it away
26. If you have a question, ask google first
27. If your never talk to someone, don't complain you weren't invited
28. If you are offended by any of the above, then learn the above, then you won't be offended and we won't be annoyed
29. how to ride a bike
30. if you're going to be late, text or call the person you were supposed to meet
31. calling or texting after the time you were supposed to be there does not satisfy the above
32. cursing is part of life, deal with it
33. If there is a garbage chute in your building, the garbage goes in the chute, not on the ground in front of it
34. Paper products do not get recycled in the plastic/glass bin
35. Plastic/glass products do not go in the paper bin
36. recyclables go in a bin, not in a pile
37. There is this thing called google, refer to it if you don't know how to do something. ie. what is recyclable
38. If you did something wrong, fess up, don't play ignorant
39. If you lie and get caught, don't try to keep the lie up, just admit it. you're insulting our intelligence and making the situation worse.
40. If you borrowed a movie, return it, all we want is the movie back, that's all that matters
41. Please & thank you, learn them, know them, use them. Often.
