Self Check out

Self check out machines can suck, not necessarily because they fuck up almost every time I use one, but because some people who don't know how to use self check out (which is just dumb), they ask the employee working the self checkouts, to actually scan there fucking shit for them. NO!!! If you require assistance go to a regular checkout isle. You wouldn't believe how often this shit happens. Usually it's an older person or someone who doesn't speak English. I don't give a shit, you're on the wrong fucking line. This line is for peoples convenience so they can get the fuck out of the store quickly. And when one of these fuckers has the checkout lady scan there items, she can't help the rest of us with the inevitable "please wait for assistance" crap. And what's further annoying about these machines, if you try to double bag your stuff (ding), it fucks up the machine. So don't touch your shit once you put it in the bag(ding) until your payment is complete. More on "ding" later.