My First Time: A Genesee Cream Ale Story

The date was May 1, 2003. The last big bash at 81 Linden.

It was a suckie time for me. But luckily my good friend booze was there for me. One of our young ins, we'll call him Sam had a problem. He wanted to hook up with this girl, but he had a problem. She had a friend with her, let's call her Laura (and to clarify, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!) and unless her friend got hooked up, Sam was out of luck with his girl. He searched the house, pointing several guys out to his girl. She just shook her head. He was running out of options. Then he pointed to me, she told him "[works for me, it will work for Laura]." I was approached by Sam, I was game for this. It'd been a pretty shitty week. And the party was wrapping up at this point. Laura and I got along right away. We started making out in the room (no one else was in the room at this point besides Sam and the girl he was with. Suddenly, two people, we'll call them James and Eric entered the room with 30 racks of Genesee Cream Ale. I was tapped on the shoulder and handed a beer. We stopped Kissing, I cracked that sucker open and took a big sip, she the took the can out of my hand and took a big sip as well. We then continued to make out.

I don't know if Genesee Cream Ale is really all that good, but every time I see it, I gotta have it. Tastes great to me and who knows, maybe it really is just that awesome.