On driving

If you're the first car at a traffic light, you're job is an important one, PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION TO IT TURNING GREEN. don't be the asshole that causes the honking and the traffic. You're the key to the whole thing. The 2nd person and so on should also be paying attention. If anyone is going to honk, you should be the first fucking person doing so. And this is very very important when you're in a turn lane. Seriously, I hate getting stuck cause the first motherfucker took forever to turn. Either cause they weren't paying attention or cause they don't know how to get off the starting line fast enough. This is a goddamn race against the red light.

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Bar Search October

Angela and I are looking for a new Kate Kearneys. Join us on date TBD this October on the 1st Annual NYC Bar Golf challenge (thanks Margo & Carla). 1 day, 18 bars, 10 hours. shot = 1, beer = 2, mixed drink/mixed shot = 3, water = 4, non alcoholic beverage = 5, combo drink (ie. shot & beer, shot & shot, shot & mixed drink) = 0. triple combo = -1. If you throw up, that beverage from the last bar turns into an automatic 5. Skipping drink at bar = 5. Low score wins bragging rights. 

Bar that hooks us up the most wins us as regulars. We will have t-shorts for this as they did in Boston. Invite whomever when we figure out the date. tentatively October 10th

Turn signal, great invention, but...

There is this thing called a turn singal everyone has in their car. It helps prevent accidents by letting the person behind you know you're about to slow down and turn or that you're going to change lanes. Maybe if more people used this feature their would be less accident claims and such. Pretty sure this is on the level of driving with a cell phone in hand(for all those people that apparently can't drive with one hand and actually pay attention to the road). I guess it's just not "cool" to use a turn signal.

College Hockey Championship DVD

So shortly after BU won the championship, i saw that they were selling the DVD of the game, but it wouldn't ship till June 6. Okay, so there making sure it's of top quality. WRONG!!! They decided to put the Online version of the game(of course they were streaming the ESPN shot game). I didn't spend $30 on a, let's call it a VHS quality version, if that. Looks like shit. Left side of screen is fucked up, several other glitches. What, CBS College Sports couldn't get ESPN to give them the original version. It's like a copy of a copy. Not to mention the fact the cover of the DVD makes it look like it's a fucking bootleg. Shit, bootlegs are better than this crap. Clearly this is over money between ESPN and CBS College Sports. Douche bags all of you.

Bacon

When I order bacon, & I'd like to think when anyone orders bacon, I expect it to be crispy. Who the fuck wants undercooked bacon? That's disgusting. I shouldn't have to go back to the fucking restaurant to ask for my bacon to be cooked. fuckers

Leisure Time Lanes

You work at a bar, you clearly drink your own booze regularly, if it tastes like ass and its a new keg and you clean your beer lines regularly, it's time for a new fucking beer line. That is if you aren't full of shit when you tell me you get the lines cleaned. It's cheap and easy to do. I'm sick of drinking skunk tasting beer in NYC. AND Madison Square Garden is the worst culprit. It's virtually impossible to find a tap beer there that doesn't taste like absolute shit. Spend the 50 cents on a new line.

Alcohol

how i love thee. Without you I would be lost. Without you I'd be a bore. What else would i have to look forward to in the day? I realize your company is great, but your company is much better with booze and i'm sure you like me better with booze (you is who is reading this). Without alcohol I don't think work would be possible. I don't drink at work, but knowing you're (the bottle) is waiting for me when i get home just makes my day brighter. mmmmm, scotch