Alcohol

how i love thee. Without you I would be lost. Without you I'd be a bore. What else would i have to look forward to in the day? I realize your company is great, but your company is much better with booze and i'm sure you like me better with booze (you is who is reading this). Without alcohol I don't think work would be possible. I don't drink at work, but knowing you're (the bottle) is waiting for me when i get home just makes my day brighter. mmmmm, scotch