Saturday, May 2, 2009
Big Spoon v. Little Spoon
Big Spoon is a lot of effort. My arm starts aching after a short while. It's not that comfortable for extended periods of time. Little spoon, well, unless you don't like to be touched, which in this case shouldn't be the case if its your bf/gf, is the easiest job in the world. Back to big spoon, where does the other arm go? I mean, seriously, there really isn't a place for that arm, unless you want it to fall asleep. To Be Continued...
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The $6 beer
REALLY!!! I should not be able to buy a 6 pack in the store for less than the cost of a beer at a bar. We all know about buy backs, stop ripping us off. And about buybacks. Don't put a fucking shot glass in front of me showing that the next beer is on the house. If you're gonna give me a beer on the house, give it to me and shut your fucking mouth about it. Clearly if you give me a beer without asking if I want another it's on the house. How long have you worked in a bar fucker. I'll take care of you, but not if you're gonna basically beg me for a tip.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Pabst
Some waitress the other night compared Bud to Pabst. We just stared at her when she told us "we don't have bud, but we have Pabst which is like Bud". No, it is not. It is nothing like Bud. You're lucky you're very attractive, cause that was really dumb. It took a lot for us both to not say a word to her on that subject. Bud is like Bud, if you don't have Bud, I'll take a Bud Light. If you don't have Bud Light, I do not want Miller Light. They are not the same. They are not interchangeable.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Things I Never Saw Before Moving to the Midwest (by MmHm)
I have a backlog of items, but these first three were all tonight.
1) A fat Asian girl
2) An Asian man wearing cowboy boots
3) A scrolling message sign belt buckle
4) A sober student section at a college sporting event
As a sub-topic: Things I Never Heard Before Moving to the Midwest
1) dressing => stuffing
2) choppers => mittens
1) A fat Asian girl
2) An Asian man wearing cowboy boots
3) A scrolling message sign belt buckle
4) A sober student section at a college sporting event
As a sub-topic: Things I Never Heard Before Moving to the Midwest
1) dressing => stuffing
2) choppers => mittens
Friday, January 30, 2009
Why I Drink...
1. Cause alcohol tastes so good
2. Cause people are annoying
3. Cause some people are so much cooler when I'm drinking
4. Why not
5. It seemed like a good idea at the time
6. To make the bad man go away
7. Cause everyone's doing it
8. I just got home from work
9. I have to go to work tomorrow
10. It's Monday
11. It's a day
12. I crave the taste of beer
13. Football is on
14. Baseball is on
15. I'm watching basketball
16. I'm eating
17. I just finished eating
18. My stomach hurts from drinking so much last night
19. To induce puking so that I can drink more cause it's really early and I'm already drunk
20. I'm already drunk
21. people are talking
22. I'm drunk
23. I just walked in to a bar
24. It's New Years
25. It's my birthday
26. It's your birthday
27. I'm bored
28. It's free
29. You're buying
30. the bar is buying
31. I have someone else's credit card
32. To make them look better
33. You're an idiot
34. George W. bush was president for 8 freaking years
35. He wasn't impeached
36. Beer Pong Tourney
37. This list
38. A bet
39. I'm sick
40. I have to study for a test
41. The bottle is staring at me
42. The bottle is talking to me
43. You just handed me a glass
44. I'm cooking
45. She's being a bitch
46. You're drinking, I'm drinking
47. Two drink minimum
48. I just played soccer
49. There was only a little bit left
50. They are talking about drinking on TV
51. They are drinking on TV
52. Chugging contest
53. Liquid Diet
54. I hate people
55. The government is corrupt
56. Cause you called me a drunk
57. Cause you called me an alcoholic
58. You challenged me
59. Cause life sucks sometimes
60. You accused me of slacking
61. It goes good with BBQ
62. Cause I want to play Fuck the Dealer
63. I'm playing golf
64. They serve beer
65. it's going to be a long day
66. To forget
67. So i can pass out
68. It's Marathon Monday
69. ha ha, 69
70. you said I needed to try this
71. Alcohol kills germs
72. you can't turn down a mind eraser
73. To loose all inhibitions
74. That was a really long drive
75. I'm bowling, and bowling sober just shouldn't be done
76. Being sober is rarely fun
77. Cause it's what I do best
78. I broke a glass
79. I haven't seen you in awhile
80. Relive past experiences
81. I passed out before I finished my drink, so it's gotta be drunk
82. It goes good with coffee
83. I have a red bull, I may as well have some vodka too
84. jello is boring by itself
85. punch sucks without alcohol
86. Cause I'm hanging out with my family
87. To get you to drink more
88. I'm at a wedding
89. Someone said cheers
90. There was a fist bump explosion
91. I don't have work today
92. I just took public transportation
93. Because I don't want to go to the bar sober
94. Have you read the news ever
95. I'm by myself
96. I'm with you
97. I'm running out of good stories
98. You told me not to
99. Someone's gotta be drunk, It may as well be me
100. I just wrote this list
101. We just played soccer
102. Beanpot
103. I've never been to this bar before
104. Happy hour
105. All you can drink night
106. I have dodgeball and apparently I'm better when I drink
107. $1 drafts
108. Drinking on a plane is awesome
109. To get the taste of miller light out of my mouth
110. I don't want to disappoint you
111. To prove a point
112. an anniversary of any sort
113. because you poured me a beer
114. Mini Keg sounds like a good idea
115. I need to make room for the beer I just bought
116. I already have 2 vodkas, that one is just taking up space
117. I need to get to my closet
118. I'm playing kill the bar
119. I'm not gonna just sit in the park sober
120. softball and drinking go hand in hand
121. There is a prize at the bottom of my glass, it's called another drink
122. I'm sick and I have to function
123. I'm on vacation
124. I'm not on vacation
125. The beer companies need to make money somehow
126. it's legal
127. it helps define me
128. to socialize
129. to not socialize
130. I've been ignoring a particular alcohol for awhile and I don't want it to hate me
131. Swarengen just took a shot
132. the rules say so
133. you hit a HR in RBI baseball
134. Last call
135. last beer
136. mmm, jager
137. I didn't drink yesterday
138. it's nice out
139. I'm on a boat
140. Did you say Tacos, I want a margarita
141. cause I'm struggling with this list
142. Cause that phone conversation sucked
143. There is beer in the cooler and angela told me to deal with it. please refer to # 58
144. Because I want to
145. You said that isn't a good idea
146. I was just in the hospital, they don't serve alcohol, I need alcohol
147. Someone cut me off in traffic
148. It's spring break somewhere
149. I had to work today
150. At a concert
151. Dude, there serving us at our seats
152. you didn't finish your drink
153. a telemarketer just called
154. I had to go to the Verizon store, that place is annoying
155. One of my college teachers taught word for word from the text. Example for example. Well spent tuition fucking asshole
156. You just asked me not to curse
157. My cats are annoying me
158. 24 hours in a day, 24 bottles in a case, coincidence, i think not.
159. That was a really long MTA ride
160. You can drink on the LIRR
161. In Vegas, you can drink everywhere
162. My plane was delayed
163. I didn't want to drive
164. I just got in a car accident
165. I'm alive
166. Can't have sushi without sake
167. They serve Gennese Cream Ale
168. I wanted to try a new recipe
169. If I'm going out, I'm drinking
170. To warm me up on a cold day
171. To cool me down on a cold day
172. Going in a pool with no beer, blasphemy
173. How often do you get to drink at the office
174. My phone broke
175. I broke my phone
176. Really, i have to see her
177. I don't trust my judgment when I don't drink
178. If there is a designated driver and it's not you
179. You want me to dance
180. I just paid my taxes
181. Got rejected
182. Got dumped
183. Got fired
184. Got laid off
185. Unemployed
186. Cause Michael Phelps is full of shit with his apology, yet the governing body of swimming believes he is sincere when he says such a "situation" will never happen again. What, you won't get caught on tape again or you won't smoke pot again? Very very vague and your apology sucked. No, I don't care you smoke pot, I care that you're an idiot and as such, I need a drink.
187. i lost a bet
188. My car spun out of control and "I'm lucky to be alive"
189. My body aches
190. I got into a fight
191. To make new friends
192. sometimes you just need a drink... or 10
193. I don't need a reason
194. I wanted a mug
195. I wanted another mug
196. I thought I wanted another mug, but then I decided I just wanted a bud
197. I wanted my name on a plaque
198. Some things you just can't do sober
199. The food sucked, need a drink
200. You have to drink with your bartender
201. I was told to snack 3 times a day
202. I just had a really long text conversation
203. My phone rang
204. You asked a dumb question
205. It's my dessert
206. They list Guinness under appetizers
207. Three man
208. It's required while playing Wii
209. I just made a funnel
210. Kick the keg
211. I just had sex
212. I'm thirsty
213. To live
214. My stepfather is a fucking prick
215. Just thinking about my childhood
216. Cause people just don't stop bothering me about my drinking. My drinking isn't the problem, it's you're bitching.
217. My back doesn't hurt
218. Yankees suck
219. Isiah is not the coach
220. Because I have to study
221. Would you talk to me if I didn't
222. I just got asked out on a date
223. No offense, I'm not going out on a date without at least 2 drinks in me already. It's really for your benefit.
224. The calender says so
225. Comedy & alcohol go hand in hand
226. I just got this mini flask, i gotta try it out.
227. I don't want to die sober
228. I need an excuse for what I'm doing. Sorry a "reason" for what I'm doing
229. I ran out of sleeping pills
230. Cause a drink never let's you down
231. To celebrate alcohol
232. If you're camping, you're drinking
233. I just got a new bottle opener
234. it's your time of the month
235. I'm in a good mood
236. i'm sad
237. that was a terrible date
238. headache
239. Got cheated on
240. my "friend" is sleeping with your ex
241. I'm Scottish
242. it's my happy place
243. women
244. cause you can only eat so much
245. mini beer bottles
246. fully stocked mini fridge in hotel room
247. walked into your room at the wrong time
248. all inclusive resort
249. playing poker
250. valentines day
251. nips fell out of the pinata
252. embarrassed
253. you can drink in the back of a cab in New Orleans
254. I needed a vase to keep her flowers in
255. That recipe only called for half a beer
256. I just moved
257. There is an MTA strike
258. snow storm
259. I'm skiing
260. I'm not skiing
261. to pass the time
262. I've been thinking too much
263. I don't want to be that guy
264. Sex is fun drunk
265. graduation
266. promotion
267. raise
268. to see how well this breathalyzer works
269. I just ran a 5K
270. none of you wanted the tequila shots I just bought you
271. drinking is like therapy
272. the power is out
273. you just yelled at me
274. beerfest training
275. to make sure it's not poisonous
276. century club, speaking of which...
277. Because I miss you
278. I like me more when I drink
279. I've been dreaming about you all day long
280. To start my day off right
281. Cause we keep winning at beer pong
282. It's part of the curriculum
283. i saw the bottle
284. a little wine for the food, a little wine for my liver
285. I'm not a quitter
286. there's an ice luge
287. cause a friend came to visit
288. cause the bar sucked and I had to make it better
289. I drank so much already I couldn't remember if I actually drank
290. my cat died
291. it's how i deal with life's problems
292. to create drama
293. cause you ditched me
294. cause you're being a bitch
295. i got screwed over
296. cause people I hate keep trying to add me on facebook
297. You asked me where and when our game was when you know you could've just as easily looked that info up online. And, also, you know when you ask me, I'm going to give you shit for it before I answer, if I even answer. It'd be way easier to just skip that step and look on the website yourself.
298. cause you're being dumb
299. still got time before we close the bar
300. I need to pee and it's just not right to use the bars bathroom and not have at least one drink
301. alumni weekend
302. Gotta start drinking sometime today
303. I'd like to where my Family Guy shirt and I can't do that unless i got faced the night before.
304. To be invincible
305. I like the way I think when i drink
306. What would Charlie Harper do?
307. gf is out of town
308. the wife said it was okay
309. she want's me to be sociable
310. I don't want to go home
311. Cause I'm awesome
312. I feel like a failure
313. My friend is not drinking, I figure I'd drink for them
314. Cause I told someone I'd have a drink for them
315. My favorite bar is closing
316. I didn't want to tell you I didn't drink last night
317. To make sure my liver is okay
318. because i was thirsty & tired of water
319. so I can skip to Lamb & Rice
320. it's rum in a pouch dude
321. I'm in a hammock
322. I don't want to be alone
323. the little voice inside my head told me to
324. a drink just appeared in my hand
325. it really brings out the best in Italian food
326. Without it, I'd be lost
327. I'm on an Island
328. i just saw an article on why drinking is bad
329. The wings were spicy and my mouth was on fire
330. I need something to do with my hands
331. Fried food & beer, you can't have one without the other
332. I wanted to try this new hangover recipe & I can't do that if I'm sober tonight
333. reduce stress
334. it brings out the hugger in me.
335. I grabbed the wrong glass.
336. cause I'm taking a shower and it's not the morning
337. I can't use a full beer for my beer pyramid
338. It's not gonna drink itself
339. I'm a mess, I may as well be a drunk mess
340. it's for charity
341. My lips are salivating
342. I don't want to insult my host
343. I HAVE 3 BARS IN THE APARTMENT
344. I'm dying of thirst
345. This is a party, isn't it?
346. I didn't want to go to class
347. Finals are over
348. I might die if I don't have this drink
349. because I can
350. i got in a fight with my gf
351. it's the playoffs
352. horse racing without booze? are you crazy?
353. I needed 5 cents for a piece of bazooka
354. Cause I don't want to ever let you down
355. I'm talking to myself, I should be drinking
356. My thoughts make more sense when i drink
357. I was not born to be sober
358. Ben is wearing his drinking shirt
359. It's on my to do list
360. Because i'm being yelled at to stay at the bar and drink more
361. "Because I'm looking for a bottle I may have left during my drinking days"
362. Pub Crawl
363. Cause i stole it
364. I drink because I want to have sex, but I'm not sure I want to have sex with you
365. To be a better person
366. To entertain myself
367. So my late night texts/calls don't really count
368. Cause you're not that entertaining
369. To say things I wouldn't normally say
370. To compliment more
371. To justify my cursing
372. They threatened me if I didn't
373. That's what college was about
374. I drink cause it's the first of the month
2. Cause people are annoying
3. Cause some people are so much cooler when I'm drinking
4. Why not
5. It seemed like a good idea at the time
6. To make the bad man go away
7. Cause everyone's doing it
8. I just got home from work
9. I have to go to work tomorrow
10. It's Monday
11. It's a day
12. I crave the taste of beer
13. Football is on
14. Baseball is on
15. I'm watching basketball
16. I'm eating
17. I just finished eating
18. My stomach hurts from drinking so much last night
19. To induce puking so that I can drink more cause it's really early and I'm already drunk
20. I'm already drunk
21. people are talking
22. I'm drunk
23. I just walked in to a bar
24. It's New Years
25. It's my birthday
26. It's your birthday
27. I'm bored
28. It's free
29. You're buying
30. the bar is buying
31. I have someone else's credit card
32. To make them look better
33. You're an idiot
34. George W. bush was president for 8 freaking years
35. He wasn't impeached
36. Beer Pong Tourney
37. This list
38. A bet
39. I'm sick
40. I have to study for a test
41. The bottle is staring at me
42. The bottle is talking to me
43. You just handed me a glass
44. I'm cooking
45. She's being a bitch
46. You're drinking, I'm drinking
47. Two drink minimum
48. I just played soccer
49. There was only a little bit left
50. They are talking about drinking on TV
51. They are drinking on TV
52. Chugging contest
53. Liquid Diet
54. I hate people
55. The government is corrupt
56. Cause you called me a drunk
57. Cause you called me an alcoholic
58. You challenged me
59. Cause life sucks sometimes
60. You accused me of slacking
61. It goes good with BBQ
62. Cause I want to play Fuck the Dealer
63. I'm playing golf
64. They serve beer
65. it's going to be a long day
66. To forget
67. So i can pass out
68. It's Marathon Monday
69. ha ha, 69
70. you said I needed to try this
71. Alcohol kills germs
72. you can't turn down a mind eraser
73. To loose all inhibitions
74. That was a really long drive
75. I'm bowling, and bowling sober just shouldn't be done
76. Being sober is rarely fun
77. Cause it's what I do best
78. I broke a glass
79. I haven't seen you in awhile
80. Relive past experiences
81. I passed out before I finished my drink, so it's gotta be drunk
82. It goes good with coffee
83. I have a red bull, I may as well have some vodka too
84. jello is boring by itself
85. punch sucks without alcohol
86. Cause I'm hanging out with my family
87. To get you to drink more
88. I'm at a wedding
89. Someone said cheers
90. There was a fist bump explosion
91. I don't have work today
92. I just took public transportation
93. Because I don't want to go to the bar sober
94. Have you read the news ever
95. I'm by myself
96. I'm with you
97. I'm running out of good stories
98. You told me not to
99. Someone's gotta be drunk, It may as well be me
100. I just wrote this list
101. We just played soccer
102. Beanpot
103. I've never been to this bar before
104. Happy hour
105. All you can drink night
106. I have dodgeball and apparently I'm better when I drink
107. $1 drafts
108. Drinking on a plane is awesome
109. To get the taste of miller light out of my mouth
110. I don't want to disappoint you
111. To prove a point
112. an anniversary of any sort
113. because you poured me a beer
114. Mini Keg sounds like a good idea
115. I need to make room for the beer I just bought
116. I already have 2 vodkas, that one is just taking up space
117. I need to get to my closet
118. I'm playing kill the bar
119. I'm not gonna just sit in the park sober
120. softball and drinking go hand in hand
121. There is a prize at the bottom of my glass, it's called another drink
122. I'm sick and I have to function
123. I'm on vacation
124. I'm not on vacation
125. The beer companies need to make money somehow
126. it's legal
127. it helps define me
128. to socialize
129. to not socialize
130. I've been ignoring a particular alcohol for awhile and I don't want it to hate me
131. Swarengen just took a shot
132. the rules say so
133. you hit a HR in RBI baseball
134. Last call
135. last beer
136. mmm, jager
137. I didn't drink yesterday
138. it's nice out
139. I'm on a boat
140. Did you say Tacos, I want a margarita
141. cause I'm struggling with this list
142. Cause that phone conversation sucked
143. There is beer in the cooler and angela told me to deal with it. please refer to # 58
144. Because I want to
145. You said that isn't a good idea
146. I was just in the hospital, they don't serve alcohol, I need alcohol
147. Someone cut me off in traffic
148. It's spring break somewhere
149. I had to work today
150. At a concert
151. Dude, there serving us at our seats
152. you didn't finish your drink
153. a telemarketer just called
154. I had to go to the Verizon store, that place is annoying
155. One of my college teachers taught word for word from the text. Example for example. Well spent tuition fucking asshole
156. You just asked me not to curse
157. My cats are annoying me
158. 24 hours in a day, 24 bottles in a case, coincidence, i think not.
159. That was a really long MTA ride
160. You can drink on the LIRR
161. In Vegas, you can drink everywhere
162. My plane was delayed
163. I didn't want to drive
164. I just got in a car accident
165. I'm alive
166. Can't have sushi without sake
167. They serve Gennese Cream Ale
168. I wanted to try a new recipe
169. If I'm going out, I'm drinking
170. To warm me up on a cold day
171. To cool me down on a cold day
172. Going in a pool with no beer, blasphemy
173. How often do you get to drink at the office
174. My phone broke
175. I broke my phone
176. Really, i have to see her
177. I don't trust my judgment when I don't drink
178. If there is a designated driver and it's not you
179. You want me to dance
180. I just paid my taxes
181. Got rejected
182. Got dumped
183. Got fired
184. Got laid off
185. Unemployed
186. Cause Michael Phelps is full of shit with his apology, yet the governing body of swimming believes he is sincere when he says such a "situation" will never happen again. What, you won't get caught on tape again or you won't smoke pot again? Very very vague and your apology sucked. No, I don't care you smoke pot, I care that you're an idiot and as such, I need a drink.
187. i lost a bet
188. My car spun out of control and "I'm lucky to be alive"
189. My body aches
190. I got into a fight
191. To make new friends
192. sometimes you just need a drink... or 10
193. I don't need a reason
194. I wanted a mug
195. I wanted another mug
196. I thought I wanted another mug, but then I decided I just wanted a bud
197. I wanted my name on a plaque
198. Some things you just can't do sober
199. The food sucked, need a drink
200. You have to drink with your bartender
201. I was told to snack 3 times a day
202. I just had a really long text conversation
203. My phone rang
204. You asked a dumb question
205. It's my dessert
206. They list Guinness under appetizers
207. Three man
208. It's required while playing Wii
209. I just made a funnel
210. Kick the keg
211. I just had sex
212. I'm thirsty
213. To live
214. My stepfather is a fucking prick
215. Just thinking about my childhood
216. Cause people just don't stop bothering me about my drinking. My drinking isn't the problem, it's you're bitching.
217. My back doesn't hurt
218. Yankees suck
219. Isiah is not the coach
220. Because I have to study
221. Would you talk to me if I didn't
222. I just got asked out on a date
223. No offense, I'm not going out on a date without at least 2 drinks in me already. It's really for your benefit.
224. The calender says so
225. Comedy & alcohol go hand in hand
226. I just got this mini flask, i gotta try it out.
227. I don't want to die sober
228. I need an excuse for what I'm doing. Sorry a "reason" for what I'm doing
229. I ran out of sleeping pills
230. Cause a drink never let's you down
231. To celebrate alcohol
232. If you're camping, you're drinking
233. I just got a new bottle opener
234. it's your time of the month
235. I'm in a good mood
236. i'm sad
237. that was a terrible date
238. headache
239. Got cheated on
240. my "friend" is sleeping with your ex
241. I'm Scottish
242. it's my happy place
243. women
244. cause you can only eat so much
245. mini beer bottles
246. fully stocked mini fridge in hotel room
247. walked into your room at the wrong time
248. all inclusive resort
249. playing poker
250. valentines day
251. nips fell out of the pinata
252. embarrassed
253. you can drink in the back of a cab in New Orleans
254. I needed a vase to keep her flowers in
255. That recipe only called for half a beer
256. I just moved
257. There is an MTA strike
258. snow storm
259. I'm skiing
260. I'm not skiing
261. to pass the time
262. I've been thinking too much
263. I don't want to be that guy
264. Sex is fun drunk
265. graduation
266. promotion
267. raise
268. to see how well this breathalyzer works
269. I just ran a 5K
270. none of you wanted the tequila shots I just bought you
271. drinking is like therapy
272. the power is out
273. you just yelled at me
274. beerfest training
275. to make sure it's not poisonous
276. century club, speaking of which...
277. Because I miss you
278. I like me more when I drink
279. I've been dreaming about you all day long
280. To start my day off right
281. Cause we keep winning at beer pong
282. It's part of the curriculum
283. i saw the bottle
284. a little wine for the food, a little wine for my liver
285. I'm not a quitter
286. there's an ice luge
287. cause a friend came to visit
288. cause the bar sucked and I had to make it better
289. I drank so much already I couldn't remember if I actually drank
290. my cat died
291. it's how i deal with life's problems
292. to create drama
293. cause you ditched me
294. cause you're being a bitch
295. i got screwed over
296. cause people I hate keep trying to add me on facebook
297. You asked me where and when our game was when you know you could've just as easily looked that info up online. And, also, you know when you ask me, I'm going to give you shit for it before I answer, if I even answer. It'd be way easier to just skip that step and look on the website yourself.
298. cause you're being dumb
299. still got time before we close the bar
300. I need to pee and it's just not right to use the bars bathroom and not have at least one drink
301. alumni weekend
302. Gotta start drinking sometime today
303. I'd like to where my Family Guy shirt and I can't do that unless i got faced the night before.
304. To be invincible
305. I like the way I think when i drink
306. What would Charlie Harper do?
307. gf is out of town
308. the wife said it was okay
309. she want's me to be sociable
310. I don't want to go home
311. Cause I'm awesome
312. I feel like a failure
313. My friend is not drinking, I figure I'd drink for them
314. Cause I told someone I'd have a drink for them
315. My favorite bar is closing
316. I didn't want to tell you I didn't drink last night
317. To make sure my liver is okay
318. because i was thirsty & tired of water
319. so I can skip to Lamb & Rice
320. it's rum in a pouch dude
321. I'm in a hammock
322. I don't want to be alone
323. the little voice inside my head told me to
324. a drink just appeared in my hand
325. it really brings out the best in Italian food
326. Without it, I'd be lost
327. I'm on an Island
328. i just saw an article on why drinking is bad
329. The wings were spicy and my mouth was on fire
330. I need something to do with my hands
331. Fried food & beer, you can't have one without the other
332. I wanted to try this new hangover recipe & I can't do that if I'm sober tonight
333. reduce stress
334. it brings out the hugger in me.
335. I grabbed the wrong glass.
336. cause I'm taking a shower and it's not the morning
337. I can't use a full beer for my beer pyramid
338. It's not gonna drink itself
339. I'm a mess, I may as well be a drunk mess
340. it's for charity
341. My lips are salivating
342. I don't want to insult my host
343. I HAVE 3 BARS IN THE APARTMENT
344. I'm dying of thirst
345. This is a party, isn't it?
346. I didn't want to go to class
347. Finals are over
348. I might die if I don't have this drink
349. because I can
350. i got in a fight with my gf
351. it's the playoffs
352. horse racing without booze? are you crazy?
353. I needed 5 cents for a piece of bazooka
354. Cause I don't want to ever let you down
355. I'm talking to myself, I should be drinking
356. My thoughts make more sense when i drink
357. I was not born to be sober
358. Ben is wearing his drinking shirt
359. It's on my to do list
360. Because i'm being yelled at to stay at the bar and drink more
361. "Because I'm looking for a bottle I may have left during my drinking days"
362. Pub Crawl
363. Cause i stole it
364. I drink because I want to have sex, but I'm not sure I want to have sex with you
365. To be a better person
366. To entertain myself
367. So my late night texts/calls don't really count
368. Cause you're not that entertaining
369. To say things I wouldn't normally say
370. To compliment more
371. To justify my cursing
372. They threatened me if I didn't
373. That's what college was about
374. I drink cause it's the first of the month
375. I drink so i dont feel the effects of drinking
376. I drink to time travel
377. I drink cause im waiting for my roommate to get home cause i dont have my keys
378. My chinese will be ready in 10 minutes so i may as well go to the bar and have a drink
379. I drink cause it makes the slurpee better than awesome
380. I drink cause there is a mini me on my shoulder
381. cause zog gives me a stipened to drink
382. angela just called my sugar tits
383. laughing
384. 2 for 1
385. I'm at rock & roll bowling
386. Because the bar has good leanability
387. Cause someone else owes me on the next round
388. Cause the air is just right for drinking
389. I'm working from home
390. i can't deal with these people sober
391. I drink because I'm sober
392. I drink cause i just got capped
393. I drink cause you just hit my bottle with your bottle
394. I drink cause i dont want my beer to get warm
395. I drink cause i just bought a bottle
396. There's always time for one more drink
397. I need more corks for my cork board
398. To pass the time
385. I'm at rock & roll bowling
386. Because the bar has good leanability
387. Cause someone else owes me on the next round
388. Cause the air is just right for drinking
389. I'm working from home
390. i can't deal with these people sober
391. I drink because I'm sober
392. I drink cause i just got capped
393. I drink cause you just hit my bottle with your bottle
394. I drink cause i dont want my beer to get warm
395. I drink cause i just bought a bottle
396. There's always time for one more drink
397. I need more corks for my cork board
398. To pass the time
Top 10 Jesse Ideas Ever
in no particular order & not complete
1. Throwing Loafs suitcase into the pool in Cancun
2. Sending the Lambs head to Adam
1. Throwing Loafs suitcase into the pool in Cancun
2. Sending the Lambs head to Adam
Thursday, January 29, 2009
How to properly walk
We were taught in grade school, maybe even before that to walk on the right. It was drilled into us. Yet, some people still decide to walk against traffic* on the left on stairs, sidewalks, etc.
You're making more trouble.
*exception, the assholes in front of you are taking up the whole fucking sidewalk and moving as fast as a snail. You can weave all you like, but don't continue on the left if the right is open
You're making more trouble.
*exception, the assholes in front of you are taking up the whole fucking sidewalk and moving as fast as a snail. You can weave all you like, but don't continue on the left if the right is open
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