Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Life: Day 11,462 aka November 5th, 2012

3 hour commute home. Jersey train people riding the bus. It's like being surrounded by a bunch of tourists who for some reason want to go to New Jersey. This one girl in line next to my line, we'll call her "the line -cutter" girl 1, got called out by "tattletale" girl 2. Line cutter said she'd been waiting where she was the whole time. Tattle tail said nah-ah. Line-cutter was so adamant she didn't cut, she stepped out of line where minimum 5 people wouldn't collaborate her story. Tattletale, now known as "the bitch" said a few more bitchie words. Then, i stopped caring and lost track of Liar line-cutter. Then, as our line starts moving too, Line cutter 2, also known as "I'm totally a tourist" was starring at her map standing in wrong line somehow weaves to 2 people in front of me. She'd been following a gate number instead of a bus number, simple bus newbie mistake. Nobody said shit. Drama over as our line and line with Tattle Tale Bitch moved forward and closer to departure. Boarded bus after 1 hour 20 or so minutes.

Friday, October 26, 2012

MJ

If an article says "arrested on drug charges" or the like, followed by possession of marijuana, it is not a drug charge. overblown statements. it's marijuana, don't make it out to sound like the guy/girl was caught with a bag of blow or heroin, e, LSD, etc. come on man! it's like saying, arrested for possession of a nip.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Finally!

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8550645/david-stern-announce-retire-2014-sources-say

I will drink to celebrate his retirement.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

News stories

The only sporting news worth reading is that of the sports in season. All other news unless a signing/trade, is boring/repetitive. just don't write anything.

Dwight Howard should now be none as Dwight "Big Baby" Howard. Your whining is, well, just shut your fucking mouth already. Reporters, please stop egging him on.

Politics are ruining politics.

The only posts worth reading on facebook are by Peter Griffen, Stewie Griffen, Ted, Colin Kane &, well some other cartoon characters. At least for today. Make me laugh. Oh and 50% of posts by the Spectors...

Can't wait for cool ranch locos tacos supremes...

Every time i enter the grocery store i make sure to check the mexican isle to see if Taco bell Dorito Tacos have finally made it on to the shelves. The hot sauce made it, so did some chipotle sauce that i've never heard of and just sits in my cabinet waiting to be tested.


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

On Doctors Office's:

On a scale of 1-10, how is the pain?

how about on a scale of why are you here, annoying and go fuck yourself ... It's somewhere in between annoying and go fuck yourself.

Why would anyone go to the Doctor for 1-5? Screams of being a little bitch.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Drinkers Log - Monday

Top Stories of the Weekend:

You ruined my life...

Dan Patrick - I too, refer to Tony Homo as, wait, Tony Romo, as... Good Job Dan. Unfortunately, Jesse, myself and 1 person who posted a video on youtube, seemed to notice.

If you let one rip, you're supposed to call safety...

Apparently, if you leave macaroni in a pot of boiling water to the point of the water evaporating completely, mix in the cheese packet, 4ishT margarine, 1/4 1% milk and a bit of fresh parm, mac and cheese will taste like crack. Not real crack, but that damn good eats type of crack.

Irish Rogue is no longer The Irish Rogue. Or is it? http://www.theirishrogue.com/
Now known as Harley's SmokeShack.
I do like BBQ, but
If the whole bar wants the music off to listen to game 5 of the ALDS, you should cater to your customers.






Thursday, November 11, 2010

Termination of Relationships

It has come time to end several relationships in my life...

1st, I will be saying good by to Cheez-it's. I love you, you're great, but you're not really right for me anymore.  As great as that taste is, the stomach aftermath, not so much. Honestly, you're clogging my arteries. We had a great few year run, you made gold fish taste mediocre. But, you've got to go. So as of 1/1/11, good bye. 

2nd, This is a tough one, you surprised me time and time again, but Genesee Cream Ale, you're time is over. You were great to have around once a year or so, but now that I have you in my fridge, I just want you gone. I'll give you till the end of the year to make your case, but I doubt you will. Goodbye to the 7 and a half year relationship.