To drink

Rule # 1 : Drink
Rule # 2 : Drink
rule # 3 : there = their. Don't correct my choice, you know what I mean.
Rule # 4 : do not repeat what I just said/typed using different fucking words. You know what I mean
Rule # 5 : boobs
Rule # 6 : Cartman makes South Park
Rule # 7 : Jack Bauer is almost always correct. Like 93% of the time, remember he admits his few, very few, mistakes
Rule #8 : if you bullshit often, everyone knows
Rule # 9: don't look
10. Negotiating is ridiculous, annoying and mostly just a waste of all our time
11. Talk to me straight
12. # 11
13. See 11 & 12. Honesty, truth is the best policy
14. Watching South Park, Time Warner and Dish, fucking Dish, you cheap bastard, who doesn't really watch sports. Directv all the way.
15. Daily Show should be an hour long. More John Stewart!
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20/20

"Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this"