On driving

If you're the first car at a traffic light, you're job is an important one, PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION TO IT TURNING GREEN. don't be the asshole that causes the honking and the traffic. You're the key to the whole thing. The 2nd person and so on should also be paying attention. If anyone is going to honk, you should be the first fucking person doing so. And this is very very important when you're in a turn lane. Seriously, I hate getting stuck cause the first motherfucker took forever to turn. Either cause they weren't paying attention or cause they don't know how to get off the starting line fast enough. This is a goddamn race against the red light.

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