Study says too many Americans still drink too much

 "On any given day in the United States, 18 percent of men and 11 percent of women drink more alcohol than federal guidelines recommend, according to a study that also found that 8 percent of men and 3 percent of women are full-fledged "heavy drinkers."" - 10/11 percenter bitches!

""Binge drinking (more than four drinks on any one day for men and more than three on any one day for women and older adults) even one time can increase the risk of injury from falls, motor vehicle accidents and other accidents," she added." -  if you're falling from 4 drinks, it's your balance, not the alcohol. You shouldn't be driving and if you're not driving you're not getting in to an accident. What other accidents? are you working with machinery while drunk? If so, you're just an idiot. Or is it, I accidentally peed on you, myself, the dog? accidentally shot you while playing with a gun? again, you're just an idiot.

"Among men, the 31-to-30-year-old age group had the most heavy drinkers, at 22 percent." - i think this person my have a non-drinking problem since they think that we age back words. Also, this seems like the, fuck, i have a kid or the bitch got me drunk to trick me in to helping her have an accident.

"Guenther said that's important to note because it highlights that heavy drinking is not just part of life among the college set." - thanks captain

""People need to be aware that there are people of all ages who drink to excess," she told Reuters Health, adding that the new study is also important because it may help people recognize whether they themselves are drinking more than recommended." - thanks captain. i took sociology way back when, thanks for researching a subject which i could have not researched and been able to write this article for you with more stupid shit that can happen if you continue drinking more than the pussy 4-6 drinks. lets talk about when we get to 8,9, 12... that's some good and funny shit that happens then.

""There are people who don't realize that they are drinking more than what's beneficial to their health," she said. SOURCE: http://bit.ly/X1NVtW"  - realize, don't care. we aren't likely to be friends. Were you bullied as a kid? you should probably have a drink

Pissing

I hate that after I take a piss, shake it off, dab with toilet paper to make sure it's done, then put my dick back in my paints, bam! it drips some more.

multiple choice surveys

When called and asked to do a survey on a recent service, if not busy, i will take the survey. However, I am difficult and will make this survey difficult for you and the answers I give really depend on how good a question you have asked. If you're question is stupid, I will likely not answer or choose, if an option, and this is rarely an option, "neither satisfied nor dissatisfied" or "neutral". If this is not an option, I will ask you to clarify, not really for clarification, but rather a reassurance that the answer I am about to give fits with the question I thought I heard you ask.

Honestly, when i am actually not busy, I like to fuck with cold callers and survey calls and waste as much time by fucking with you as i can. It makes my day a little more worth it...

grammer

As I get older, remembering the difference between their and there has dropped off considerably. I did not include they're because that confusion, would be ridiculous.

and if i made an error in the previous sentences, go fuck yourself.

Please let there be traffic.

Gee, I sure hope there is a lot of traffic on my drive home tonight. Especially the type of traffic where you see no accidents or any car pulled over. Just traffic caused by stupid and or asshole drivers.

Sweeping Gun Control...

"Obama also aimed to thaw what the White House called a "freeze" in scientific research of gun violence by the Centers for Disease Control. And he urged Congress to bankroll the CDC to do research into possible linkages between violent video games and other media images and real-life violence, to the tune of $10 million."

oh boy.

my head hurts.

you are being added to my list of reasons I drink, Obama Administration

If there were a god

I'd give him the bird.

Jesus agrees, "bird is the word"