Are you fucking kidding me?

If you don't have a stop sign, don't fucking stop. I'm the car at the stop sign, waiting for this car to go. He looks at me as if I was at the stop sign first. I was, but I'm also the only car with a stop sign and there is a cop car coming from the other direction from you. Just imagine my facial expression and cursing for him to fucking go already. It's called "right of way" you have it, I don't. Fuck man, 30 minutes after I wake up. Really???

Around the City in 30 Days

30 bars in 30 days... though, it could be 60 bars in reality

Coming June 2011

Details to follow

Burger Marathon - Date TBD

Apartment(LIC)

Strikeout

P.J. Leary's

Burger 1

Beer

Jamo

Rare

Burger 2

Beers

Burger Heaven

Burger 3

Do they even serve booze?

Jamison's(?)

Chug a Beer

Take a shot of Jamo

Burger 4

PJ Clarkes

Beer

Burger 5

More Beer

J.G. Melon

Beer

Burger 6

An apartment nearby

The Stumble Inn

Beer & shot

Burger 7

Beer Pong

Shots

*The Angela Rule: Jamo = Tequila

RCN - good job, sorta

RCN actually came through. 3 brand new set top boxes. Only took 7 months & me bitching at the building rep. in front of our building while they were showing off the new tivo.

Was going to get the new tivo, but there was a recall the next day since a button wasn't working. good job testing those things guys.

On driving

If you're the first car at a traffic light, you're job is an important one, PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION TO IT TURNING GREEN. don't be the asshole that causes the honking and the traffic. You're the key to the whole thing. The 2nd person and so on should also be paying attention. If anyone is going to honk, you should be the first fucking person doing so. And this is very very important when you're in a turn lane. Seriously, I hate getting stuck cause the first motherfucker took forever to turn. Either cause they weren't paying attention or cause they don't know how to get off the starting line fast enough. This is a goddamn race against the red light.

THE END

Bar Search October

Angela and I are looking for a new Kate Kearneys. Join us on date TBD this October on the 1st Annual NYC Bar Golf challenge (thanks Margo & Carla). 1 day, 18 bars, 10 hours. shot = 1, beer = 2, mixed drink/mixed shot = 3, water = 4, non alcoholic beverage = 5, combo drink (ie. shot & beer, shot & shot, shot & mixed drink) = 0. triple combo = -1. If you throw up, that beverage from the last bar turns into an automatic 5. Skipping drink at bar = 5. Low score wins bragging rights. 

Bar that hooks us up the most wins us as regulars. We will have t-shorts for this as they did in Boston. Invite whomever when we figure out the date. tentatively October 10th

Turn signal, great invention, but...

There is this thing called a turn singal everyone has in their car. It helps prevent accidents by letting the person behind you know you're about to slow down and turn or that you're going to change lanes. Maybe if more people used this feature their would be less accident claims and such. Pretty sure this is on the level of driving with a cell phone in hand(for all those people that apparently can't drive with one hand and actually pay attention to the road). I guess it's just not "cool" to use a turn signal.